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Objective

I'm not just going for any old kind of books here - this wouldn't be Atomic Shrimp if it was just a boring old shopping trip - so let's define the criteria a bit: (NB: these have shifted a bit since first written - scroll down for details)

Encyclopaedic

I'm going to be looking for books that contain - or purport to contain - the entire body of knowledge on their subject. If they make this claim in a grandiose or overblown manner, that's even better.

Esoteric

The more unorthodox the information, the better. If it's also not terribly useful information (despite being comprehensive), that's just great.

Faintly Preposterous

Ideally, I want to find in-depth printed works on subjects you might not have expected anyone ever to reasonably write about. Obviously, different people care deeply about different things - if possible, I want to discover, and be surprised by some of them.

Yikes! Scope Creep!

I think I set myself too hard a task - even searching online, I couldn't really find much that met all of the criteria above. So I'm expanding the scope a bit - It'll be OK if the books only meet *some* of the criteria above - especially if they're very strongly esoteric or preposterous-sounding.

I'll also be picking up books that promise to teach me something I didn't know I needed to learn.


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October 2011 - following on from the enormous success of Project Ebenezer (previous page), I continued to find lost and discarded money on an almost daily basis.

After a halfhearted revival of Project Horseshoe (i.e. wasting the money on lottery tickets), I had an appetite for doing something a little more lofty and worthwhile. And this is it - I'm going to buy books.

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Starting Point

The collecting jar hasn't been empty since I cashed up at the end of Project Ebenezer - I've dipped into it every couple of weeks for a pound or two to buy lottery tickets and scratch cards, but that's a long wait for a train that doesn't come. I must have spent £30 that way, without a sniff of any winnings.

Enough is enough.

Anyway, that left me at the end of September, with £4.35 in the jar. I had bagged up and banked £2 of coppers, fully intending to spend them on one last crack at the EuroMillions, but instead, a book caught my eye in the reference section in a charity shop.

The price was exactly £2, so I bought that instead - and instantly, an idea blossomed...


I'm going to buy books instead - but not just any old books (see the side column for details) - and as I build a library, I'll share the journey here.

The First Book

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  • Title: The World Atlas Of Cheese
  • Author: Nancy Eekhof-Stork
  • Publisher: Paddington Press
  • Published: 1976
  • ISBN: 0-8467-0133-2
  • Published Price: $25.00
  • Format: Hardback, 240pp, B/W and colour photos and illustrations
  • Out of print, but may still be found in used condition.
  • I paid: £2.00


What's In It?

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The book is divided into three sections:
Introduction: a comprehensive tour of the history and manufacture of cheese
The Atlas: detailing, region by region, the types of cheese manufactured and their importance to the local economy and culture, as well as the challenges of cheesemaking in the prevailing climate and the special properties of cheeses made there. Interestingly-presented with lots of side-detail, not just a dry list of cheeses from each place.
The purchase, storage and use of cheese: Including tips on how to choose different cheese varieties and what to expect from them, a selection of recipes using cheese, some slightly dated party ideas and a few pages on making cheese at home.


Impression

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It's an interesting book to browse, rather than to look for something specific. It doesn't by any means cover every single variety of regional cheese, but what it lacks in quantity, it makes up in quality - there's a tremendous amount of contextual information presented alongside the cheese.

The author was assisted in the preparation of the book by more than 40 cheese consultants. I don't know why that's funny, but it is.

The style of presentation is somewhat dated, but the information is still valid and after all, fairly timeless. There are some really weird, almost Monty Python style hand drawn illustrations.

Overall Verdict: Excellent!


Nextly

There's £2.35 left in the jar - between now and about the end of October, I'll let that mount up for the next purchase. I'll also try to find time to read The World Atlas Of Cheese in depth - and I'll report on what I've learned.

October

At the end of October 2011, there was £8.80 in the jar, of which, £4 is in coins large enough to be spent directly without excessive counting at the checkout - there are also at least 100 pennies - so I can bank a pound's worth of coppers. I therefore have up to £5 to spend on the next book...

What I Learned From The World Encyclopedia Of Cheese

I already knew a fair bit about the manufacture and history of cheese - as well as the varieties available, but this book still managed to fill in and broaden many of the fine details - for example, some varieties of Parmesan are coated with a mixture of beeswax and earth, and Greece is (or was) the biggest per-capita importer of cheese in the world.

The Next Book

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  • Title: You Can Draw Horses
  • Author: Martin Ursell
  • Publisher: b small publishing
  • Published: 2005
  • ISBN: 1-902915-21-6
  • Published Price: $4.99
  • Format: Paperback, 32pp, mostly hand - drawn illustrations.
  • I paid: £1.50


What's In It?

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The book details in step-by-step methods, how to draw horses, beginning with simple building blocks to get the proportions, moving on to more and more detail to fill in the features and musculature.


Impression

I don't recall ever feeling the need to know how to draw horses before, but this book claims I can do it - so I'm going to try. Of course, I'll put some of the results here.

The Third Book

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  • Title: The Book Of Clowns
  • Author: George Speaight
  • Publisher: Sidgwick & Jackson
  • Published: 1980
  • ISBN: 0-283-98688-3
  • Published Price: $8.95
  • Format: Hardback, 128pp, text and full colour.
  • I paid: £2.50


What's In It?

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7 chapters detailing clowns and clowning through history and across the world and in modern times. Discussion on the meaning and context of clowning. A wealth of very comprehensive information on this subject


Impression

Clowns are evil and scary. At least, that's how I feel at the outset of reading this book. The apparently mocking, leering clown face on the cover makes me shudder.

Time will tell whether it reinforces, or dissolves my prejudice...

Book 4

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  • Title: Remarkable Trees Of The World
  • Author: Thomas Pakenham
  • Publisher: Weidenfeld & Nicolson
  • Published: 2002
  • ISBN: 0-297-84300-1
  • Published Price: £25.00
  • Format: Hardback, 192pp, text and colour photographs.
  • I paid: £1


What's In It?

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5 chapters detailing a wide variety of trees from around the world that are notable for reasons including their size, appearance, historical or sacred significance, or their rarity or unusual form.


Impression

This is actually a fantastic book - the trees really are quite remarkable and their fascinating stories are told with depth and passion. The full-page colour photos astonish and surprise again and again.

Very pleased with this purchase - it's a book to read slowly and savour - to cosy up with and enjoy on a rainy day.

Next

As at the start of December 2011, I have £7.07 left in the jar.

I've been quite busy with other things, so I still have to learn to draw horses and make my mind up about clowns. Also, I'm going to start saving up my found money for something quite specific that caught my eye, which will be the starting point for a new and exciting project, but I can't say more on this until later...

Update: at the end of December 2011, there's £8.68 in the jar. I also found a rather larger sum of money (£80 in £20 notes!) that I have handed to the police (if it remains unclaimed after 30 days, I get it back - more on that outcome as it emerges...)

...I went back in January and the money had not been claimed, so I got to keep it - although only £20 went in the jar. The other £60 went towards a bathroom refurbishment project at home. At the end of January 2012, the total is £31.83.

The Next Book

I need to try to get hold of a book called De Romeinse pentagon-dodecaëder by R. Nouwen. It contains detailed descriptions of many examples of a category of archaeological objects known as Roman Dodecahedra - mysterious metal polyhedral things with knobs on and variously-sized holes in them. Nobody knows for sure what was the purpose of these objects - so I want to make an accurate replica to play with...

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Found another 10p (5p, 2p and 3 very muddy pennies, but lots of puddles to wash the coins in lol) on the way home from the shops, bringing total this year to £16.13. As I say the pennies were in the mud, and considering getting a metal detector for my new hobby. Any thoughts?

Posted by fennel crumblecheese on Mar 3 2012 at 15:02
After lacklustre attempt last year (total £13.44) back to serious pavement watching. Coupled with NYR to do at leat 10,000 steps per day (measured on nice red pedometer) total today exceeded last year's. Yay. £14.91 @ 15/2/12 (found 2 tenners this month - the last one was in a building and claimed by a student, today's was under a park bench so did not feel obliged to hand in anywhere). Am thinking this year of using money to take on new hobby projects. Will keep you posted.

Posted by Fennel Crumblecheese on Feb 15 2012 at 10:22
Glad to report my mum was thrilled with her 12days of birthday, and due to misremembering pens were 6p cheaper. If one was totally accurate i was only quarter ofa penny over yay. Wrapped them all individually with number on paper. Paper was left over xmas paper so a highly succesful end to last year's hogmoney :D

Posted by Fennel crumblecheese on Jan 23 2012 at 23:09
5 gold coins (from 99p net)
4 seeds to sow (another bargain from ELC sale)
3 fine pens 35p (Works)
2 bars of Dove £1.35
1 lemon and a G&T £1.53 (G&T in a can, lemon from 79p net of 4)

Total: £13.50 so 6p over
Birthday is Monday so best get wrapping

Posted by Fennel Crumblecheese on Jan 21 2012 at 16:00
OK feeling quite pleased with myself.

12 frogs a leaping £1.50 (half price ELC as lid missing)
11 mints for eating 99p (Lidl had this treat)
10 fruits in boxes 1.80 (little snack boxes from Tesco)
9 fortune cookies 88p (box of ten 99p, 1 removed and box annotated)
8 threads for sewing (99p sampler kit from charity shop)
7 plants for growing £2 (planted bulbs)
6 herbs for cooking 99p (Schwarz special offer)

Posted by Fennel Crumblecheese on Jan 21 2012 at 15:56
2011 not really looking jar: £13.44

So here's my self-challenge which I feel fits with the atomic shrimp ethos: to buy a birthday present (23rd Jan) representing a 12th day of xmas. I say a cos it doesn't have to be the 12th day, just as long as whatever I get scans. e.g. 7 might be 7 seas for sailing = a pot of 7 seas supplements

Posted by fennel crumblecheese on Jan 1 2012 at 19:44
Unless you count the £61.40 I found in a wallet on the street. I didn't count it - the police officer i handed it into did. so that's why it's not in my jat though technically money i found on the street...

Posted by Fennel crumblecheese on Dec 20 2011 at 22:50
Didn't really try very hard this year. Worked far too hard not enough walking so this year's jar hasn't made £15. In the end last year i gave the jar to the provost as he does a lot with people living on the street. Seemed fitting the money from the street should go to them. Will update you on exact amoun en of the year. No notes at all :-(

Posted by Fennel crumblecheese on Dec 20 2011 at 22:34