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Advertise On Atomic Shrimp
Where Will My Ad Appear?

You can pick the perfect spot for your ad - anywhere you see this sign...

Your Ad Here

...is somewhere you can specify your ad to appear.

How To Order

Contact me (without obligation) letting me know:

Assuming that's all OK, the next step will be to create your ad image to the specifications I'll provide.

I'll install it in a test area for your review and approval, then place it live in the agreed spot on receipt of payment.

What Kind Of Ads?

Ad units consist of a static image (PNG preferred - sorry, no flash or animated GIF) sized to the specified pixel dimensions.

Subject to terms and conditions, you have creative freedom - use bold text or striking images, or play it subtle and stylish - the choice is yours.

Ad Types Available

Side Column Image Ad Box

A 220 by 165 pixel box (standard 4:3 aspect ratio) in which you have the freedom to place text, images, logos and graphics - you can specify a single link for the whole box, or provide an image map for up to three different linked regions.


Side Column Half Height Box

Maybe you have less to say - how about a 220 by 80 pixel box? - text, images, logos and graphics - single link or two mapped regions.


Side Column Two Line Text

Brevity is the soul of wit, or so they say - so test yours (wit, that is) and cram your message into one or two lines of text - one link and with the text and background colours restricted to the Atomic Shrimp Palette:
For this format, I'll even typeset the ad to your specification, if you like.

For all ad formats, you can also specify the text to appear in in mouseover tooltips (which will be placed in both the ALT and TITLE tags, for cross-browser compatibility).


Pricing

Unit Type

Per Month

Per Year

220 x 165

£2.00

£20.00

220 x 80

£1.50

£15.00

Two Line Text

£1.00

£10.00

Existing Advertisers - get 25% discount on additional units and annual renewals.

Terms And Conditions

Acceptable Content
Applications for advertisements containing or linking to objectionable, illegal, dangerous or otherwise sensitive content may be rejected at our sole discretion
Advertisement content should not unduly mislead readers as to the nature of the target site.

Amendments
We will endeavour to accommodate reasonable requests to change target URLs and unit images for advertisements already running, subject to a fair use assessment.

Performance
Placement of advertisements does not guarantee traffic to the target URLs.
In the case of site downtime or other failure to display advertisements, compensation shall be limited to the pro-rata advertisement cost for the duration that the advertisement was not available.

Advertisements found to be in violation of these Terms & Conditions may be withdrawn from display without refund of fees.